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cephesus:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

I get this with suits, a lot.

elsa-frozemyheart:

kristoff-themountainman:

briannathestrange:

Elsa be lookin like she gonna engage in a rap battle or somethin

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 #YO YO YO LET IT GO

I still laugh every time I see this post.

meagansmoviealphabet:

"The bride gave me a sovereign, and I mean to wear it on my watch chain in memory of the occasion"


Come at once if convenient - if inconvenient come all the same. S.H


“A seven percent solution. Would you care to try it?”


“You see but you do not observe that much is clear”


A-D in the Sherlock Holmes Alphabet ‘A Case of Identity’ can you solve what each letter stands for and why?

sootopolis:

Oh mah god

sootopolis:

Oh mah god

cumfordaddy:

Ke barjurir gar’ade, jagyc’ade kot’la a dalyc’ade kotla’shya. - “Train your sons to be strong but your daughters to be stronger.” - Mandalorian saying

cumfordaddy:

Ke barjurir gar’ade, jagyc’ade kot’la a dalyc’ade kotla’shya. - “Train your sons to be strong but your daughters to be stronger.” - Mandalorian saying

acceber74:

shan-is-a-fan:

mywordsaregolden:

itsboltonbitchh:

sh4ne:

Oknickied:

mywordsaregolden:

Presenting : White people damaging their hair by forcing it to do something it’s not meant to in an effort to seem earthy.

this shit is nasty

Omg! That last one is kinda fresh! I call it the Meatloaf

Seriously white people? Give it the fuck up. You don’t have the hair texture for that. Accept it.

Somebody told me that if I deleted this post I’d stop getting notes on it (it was blowing up my phone) and that *kinda* worked. I would like to take a moment and point out that I had a shit ton of people hounding my inbox and the comments saying they had dreads that look like this and they weren’t gross or that if they don’t shower this is what their hair does naturally

  1. The dreads in this picture are hella nasty. One is full of mold. That’s the point. These are NOT what dreads are supposed to look like.
  2. Hair that isn’t afro textured never ever looks like real dreads (i.e. they don’t look the same at all) If you had to backcomb, they probably aren’t real dreads.
  3. You are exploiting your white privilege if you can still go to school and work with your dreads in, because black people consistently have their natural hair deemed ‘unprofessional’ and used as a means to prevent them from getting hired and to fire them from jobs and have them expelled from school.
  4. They won’t do their own research. No, the Celts did not have dreads, no dreadlocks are not found everywhere
  5. White people calling themselves Rastafarian. Are you kidding. ‘Rasta’ and ‘Rastafarian’ are not terms meaning ‘Bob Marley Fan Club’ or ‘I like weed’. Rastafarians are AGAINST white supremacy.
  6. BUT BLACK PEOPLE STRAIGHTEN THEIR HAIR/ WEAR WHITE HAIR. One, black people don’t wear ‘white hair’. I’m not lying to you, walk into a hair story.You will find Indian, Malaysian, Brazilian but never European hair because it’s not as great as you think it is. Two, the fact that people with kinky hair straighten it with relaxer or flat irons ect is because black people are taught that their natural hair is ‘not good hair’ and because their natural hair is sometimes deemed as unprofessional. Do you like movies? Chris Rock made one about it called ‘Good hair’. Also, this.
  7. Your Dreadlocks are cultural appropriation. They also look nasty.

x o x o fuck you

Disgusting.

Ewwww mold in hair?? 

honourcall:

gunstarheroes:

hynexdoll:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

ADAMADAMADAMADAM

Name your night

honourcall:

gunstarheroes:

hynexdoll:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

ADAMADAMADAMADAM

Name your night

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

prettylittletmi:

 What Does S.H.I.E.L.D. Stand For?

clovercoin:

We’re happy to announce our newest product! Magikarp themed coin purses!

We’re giving these little babies a test run. We only have about 3 in stock for selling online, if they do manage to sell well we’ll be placing another order for them ASAP.

Be sure to stop by the Clover Coin Etsy Shop and check out the latest goodies. Get them while supplies last!

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.